SASOWIKINS!

BAAAAAAAACK~ @3@
Well actually Sasowikins was never WEEE-LEE gone U.U Sasowikins was here... in spiwit... *o* 83~
u.u The Lemon squawes asked Sasowikins to wecoveh dah pinsole pwoducts from the stowe. It took quite some time, because widdle old wadies kept fighting Sasowikins for it ;o; But Sasowikins won eventually u.u

BUT ANYWAY!
Super-zegga ((Sai))! Sasowikins Ish going Chwistmas shopping soon! Supper-zegga want to come wif?? @3@
And Hanabi-chan ((who is the only person he actually calls by name...))!! ;.; Whewe have you been?? Sasowikins has not seen you.... U.U But that is alwight, as Sasowikins has been on the above mission! @0@
Cabbage-patch-child ((Zetsu))!! Whewe did oo goooooo? @3@
Deidei-chan ((oh wait no he also calls Dei by name...))!! 8D...........u.u Sasowikins forgets
Moo-stick-child seems to have dwopped off dah pwanet... but dat ish okie Sasowikins guesseses u.u

((@.@ Why can't either of my characters just talk NORMAL?!))

Sasowikins met dah most lovely and half-shirted Super-zegga ((Sai)) the other day! We went to China and danced in a dressing room stall and Sasowikins found out that Super-zegga can eat hamburgers at an astonishing rate! 00;; <3 So Sasowikins tried to give him condom-crack-burgers, but Super-zegga was all ".....naw... I'm full now" so we abandoned the condom-crack-burgers and went on a MISSION! A mission to find.... DANGO!

AND!
Carrot-head ((Kankurou)) asked Sasowikins to marry him. Then Carrot-head changed his mind. O.0 Um... yah ok. AND CARROT-HEAD TRIED TO TAKE SASOWIKIN'S DRESS BACK! TxT *INDIGNANT!*

U.U But Sasowikins got it back.

AND!!! TxT Moo-stick-child! ;.; Where be mah Moo-stick-child?

AND!!!!!!
On a final note!!
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ORANGE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!ONE!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!

@.@ Sasowikins has not updated in quite some time... U.U Sasowikins is updating only to say that he wuvs each and every one of you, except Carrot-head, and that the Shoelace is kind to those who give Sasowikins cake.



So if no one takes Sasowikin's hint... SASOWIKIN WANTS CAKE!!

Sasowikins has lurv! First Sasowikins met a little girl who looks Samara but it was NOT Samara because it was Hanabi-chan! Hanabi-chan and Sasowikins made the biggest 'splodie EVER to try and get Dei-chan to come home! U.U Sasowikins hopes it works.

Then Sasowikins got to Kansas... which wasn't really Kansas at all. It was a hostpital. EEEEEK! And Sasowikins met Car-seat-child ((Hayate))! U.U Car-seat-child thinks he is too good for Sasowikins.

THEN! Sasowikins found Moo-stick-child ((Raido))! Sasowikins and Moo-stick-child went to Pride Rock and danced like monkeys and Sasowikins got baptized like a kitty cat! Which is interesting because Hanabi-chan dressed Sasowikins up to be her kitty Sasowikins and Moo-stick-child then went to the Great Pyramids and smexed on the big kity *v* It was most magical.

U.U Sasowikins did NOT like Carrot-top ((Kankurou)), though... Carrot-top did NOT make the Shoelace happy. U.0 Sasowikins is coming for you, Carrot-top.